Bancuri

[jkno]

Un batranel se uita la penisul lui si zice: -Bine mai nesimtzitule, ne nastem impreuna si murim pe rand?!



Doua blonde stau de vorba. Prima: Ai auzit ca ungurii o au cea mai lunga? A doua: Ai auzit ca mexicanii o au cea mai groasa? Bula prin apropiere se opreste si asculta discutia.. Una din blonde il observa si il intreaba: Tu cine mai esti? Bula: SZABO GONZALES

[Raith Krace]

A survey was recently conducted on why men enjoy blow jobs so much. The results revealed that 10 percent of men like the physical feeling, 12 percent like the dominance, and 78 percent like the 5 minutes of silence.

[Raith Krace]

“Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady,” a young boy said to his mother.


“Well, you did the right thing,” his mother replied.


“But Mom, I was sitting on Dad's lap.”

[Ayrin Silath]

A woman who was pregnant with triplets was caught in the crossfire at a bank robbery and shot three times in the stomach. An operation was too risky so the bullets were never removed.


Sixteen years later, two of the girl triplets go crying to their mom. “We were peeing and a bullet came out,” they say.


So the mother explains what had happened years earlier. The next day, the boy triplet starts crying.


“Let me guess,” the mother says: “you were peeing and a bullet came out?'


“No,” he replies: “I was touching myself and I shot the dog.”